My Torrid Affair!

So rumor has it I'm having an affair. To bad nobody told me about it. Well, until Thursday night that is. Came as quite a surprise to say the least.

Here’s what I heard; apparently, I'm sleeping with one of my co-workers. A married one. Oh, wait, this guy is not just married, but on top of it, he has a 9 month old son! DAMN, I’m a home wrecking floozy!!

The man in question and I are friends, he is one of the co-workers that I have really bonded with. And there is NOTHING going on. BUT since men and women can't be JUST friends (silly me for thinking so), the office staff thinks that I am sleeping with him.

Let, me tell ya, I’m PISSED! If you know me at all you know that the reason I believe that women haven’t advanced as much as we should have is because we are constantly fighting over men. And until we stop fighting each other over them (as well as stop stealing each others boyfriends, fiancés and husbands) it will never happen. It’s the way the patriarchy keeps us down, by culturally controlling us into thinking we have to fight each other in order to get the male attention that makes us believe that we will get ahead. Basiclly saying that the only way we gain upward mobility is through marriage to a good man. Fuck that I say.

So, again, I’m a weeee bit pissed. I mean if I were to sleep with a married co-worker AT LEAST it would be someone who would advance my career. ;-)