Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Dear God, I'm becoming an "Alum!"

Now I’m going to say something I never thought that I would say: I miss Penn State and State College. Yes, you heard right. I’m turning into one of those alums that looks back at there time at PSU as one of the best times in their lives. Dear God. Maybe it’s because I feel unfulled in my current state of being and maybe this will all pass when I am truly satisfied again. Anyway, it’s not all of my time at PSU I miss, but specifically last year, April-August. I drank too much, smoked too much, and partied too much; and I loved every minute of it.

I miss:

  • Sitting on my front porch on a rainy summer day eating a peach and reading.
  • Early mornings on the porch with my amazing roomie, both of us clad in our bath robes.
  • The Ladies of the SBS
  • Shaking my booty with a rum and Coke in hand.
  • Lesbains buying me “Injections” from a hot half naked bartender to make me feel better.
  • Gatorade, lots of Gatorade
  • Dressing up Stand Up Jo-Pa
  • Movies with my Movie Buddy.
  • Free Beef and Cheddar’s with Melissa
  • Speculating on an engagement with Heather.
  • Strawberry Smoothies from Metro
  • Drunk dialing Rick
  • Trying to do Homework with Krishan on his porch.
  • Playing Dominos at a bar
  • Nick, Krishan, and numerous PhD and Masters of Mechanical Engineers at the Café.
  • Those boys throwing things down my shirt then their Hi-Five over my head.
  • Drinking at 11am, plastered at 1pm, throwing up by 2, and passed out by 3 at Elisha’s because I thought I failed a final. To than get a C.
  • Strip poker with a Marine! That I won!
  • The gift of Mirah.
  • The Café after class.
  • Saturday mornings walking to SBS with a bottle of Gatorade to get me through
  • Nick carrying my drunk ass home, putting me to bed, than not finding my shoes in the morning because he put them by the door… where they belonged.
  • Rubbing Krishan’s bald head.
  • Making Jason Mac N’ Cheese at 3am.
  • Commodore Sunshine and Moosie
  • Poodle Man!
  • Being forced to watch Aqua Team Hunger Force… And secretly enjoying it.
  • Flowers from the Farmers Market.
  • My wonderful Apartment.
  • And possibly the most fun I have ever had in one night: The “Your Bar Tour Fucking Blows” Bar Tour

Friday, April 15, 2005

Spinster

Me: I just bought a really comfortable pair of Kenneth Cole shoes and I love them. However, they are called "Spinster." I'm not sure what to think about this.

Stephanie: You're just paranoid because you are slowly becoming one.

Me: Thanks Steph.

Monday, April 11, 2005

Lost...

Me: I think I'm lost. How do I get back to I-476?

Cute Guy at the Front Desk of Hotel where I Stopped to Ask for Directions: You mean in Pennsylvania?

Me: Yeah. Wait... Am I in New Jersey???

Guy: Yeah.

Me: Fuck. It's worse than I thought.