Five Weird and Random Facts About Myself

Due to lack of creativity and the boringness of my life, I will now tell you five five weird and random facts about myself. Enjoy.

1. I do not know how to ride a bike. My mom tried to teach me once. But I ran over a June bug and another June bug (I think it was the deceased ones significant other) chased me around the parking lot. I have never been on a bike since.

2. I have trouble sleeping without my old pillow. I take it with me every time I know I will be spending the night somewhere. I was once talked into buying a new pillow to replace it but I couldn't sleep the night and had to dig the old one out of the closet (I luckily saved it from the garbage). Just don't take the pillow out of the case. It is REALLY disgusting.

3. No one knows what Lengara means. No one. It's my little secret.

4. I HATE Peanut Butter. Even the smell of it makes me gag. But, I like peanuts. Especially, honey roasted ones. Mmmm

5. I own 7 vibrators. And I love them all. At least you know where your vibrators have been and they never lie to you... I'm just sayn' ;-)

What Today Really Calls For

Working.

But it is cold and rainy.

So, I really just want some hot chocolate, a good movie, and a man to cuddle with.

That's what a Sunday should be.

But instead, I am doing database work while watching the Steelers game. So I guess it isn't all bad.

Except for the lack of hot coco, movie and man.

Extraordinary Machine

Random Thought: The video for Not About Love off of Fiona Apples new, finally released album, is HYSTERICAL, it has one of my favorite comedians in it. Much recommended.

Kamikaze Goldfish

I think my goldfish is trying to kill himself. He keeps banging himself against the side of the tank really hard.



I think he hates living in a hotel as much as I do.



I wonder what would happen if I started banging myself against the wall.... hmmmm...

Soul Selling

Lengara**: I know you wanna sell your soul to come to Thailand with me
Gun***h: I'm going to need it for like seventy more years though
Lengara**: how about 4 months?
Lengara**: then come with me
Gun***h:: 4 months?
Lengara**: yeah... I want to go in Feb. So Four mths till you have to sell it
Gun***h:: ah, well, that's a while I guess
Gun***h:: it might take a while to find a buyer
Gun***h:: my soul isn't very clean
Gun***h:: when I jerk off I use it to wipe up
Gun***h:: just smear it all over my soul

Unexpected

So I found out this week what I am getting from my dads life insurance. It’s way more then we expected. Now, don’t think it's like $500,000 or something, it’s a lot less, but it IS more then I thought.

I have spent the week thinking about what I am going to do with the unexpected cash. I feel like I need to do something meaningful and something my dad would have approved of. So I decided to pay off my credit card dept, take a really nice vacation, and then save the rest.

I have always wanted to go to Thailand. It has been my dream so now I am going to do it. I went to a travel agent today and talked to them about it. I think I am going to try to go this January or February, and if I have to, alone. BUT, I would really like a travel companion (Yes, I am talking to YOU! Who wants to come with me? I’m serious). This is going to be a trip of a lifetime and I have about 3 week’s vacation time waiting for me. So I am going to go for at least two weeks. Anyone interested?

Anyway, getting all this money has been a bit bittersweet. The money is nice and what I am going to do with it will be great, but I would give anything to have my daddy back…

I Thought it Would Never End...

I had a 16 hour day yesterday...

And that includes a 12 HOUR staff meeting.

Yeah...

What the Hell??

So today as I was leaving my hotel to go to work, there was a horse trailer parked next to my car. I saw and heard something moving, so I moved closer for further inspection. And what did I see inside? Zebras. Yes that's right, Zebras. Yep.

Don't believe me?

I know it is not a good pic, but what can ya do?

God Hates Me

So today, on top of everything else going on (Dr's with needles, banks, evil men), I think it is a good idea to run over a curb. And blow out BOTH of my passenger side tires. Yeah. Brilliant. $209 later, I have two new tires. Did I mention I just bought two new tires about a month ago? Yep. So here is a picture of my car.

And a close up of my front one... I like how the tire is coming off the rim. Beautiful.

God hates me. A lot.

We Are!

Lengara*: haha. Speaking of which. It looks like I will be going to Homecoming.
Lengara*: I never went to anything PSU sports related while I was there
Lengara*: but now that I am an alum I feel the need
Funky M*******: haha
Funky M******* : definitely
Funky M*******: I mean, I did it while I was there
Funky M*******: but now I am addicted to Penn state football
Lengara*: oh, god! Me too!
Lengara*: I fucking had to drive to Philly last weekend before the game was over.
Funky M*******: way to be
Funky M*******: last week was actually the first game that I've gotten to watch
Lengara*: so I hopped into the car and found the game. The proceeded to cheer and scream my way down the turnpike
Lengara*: it was a fucking good game too
Funky M*******: yeah, it was
Funky M*******: Robinson fucking drives me nuts, though
Funky M*******: kid's gonna give me an ulcer
Lengara*: hahahhaha
Lengara*: wow.
Lengara*: what have we turned into??
Funky M*******: well, *I* haven't turned into anything
Funky M*******: you, on the other hand, are turning kind of butch...